![]() NO! NO NAPTIME FOR HULK! SMART HULK NOT LAST FOREVER! PUNY MARVEL WANT BIG MONEY, WANT BIG MAD GREEN ANGRY SMASHING HULK! HULK SMASH! WHEEE! UHH, I MEAN, HULK SMASH! SMART HULK GO TO FUTURE, MEET FUTURE HULK! FUTURE HULK SMART AND EVIL! GOT WHITE BEARD AND BALD HEAD! CALLED MAESTRO! MAESTRO CONQUER WHOLE WORLD! BUT SMART HULK BEAT FUTURE HULK! HULK IS THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS, EVEN STRONGER THAN HULK HIMSELF! LAST SENTENCE MAKE HULK'S HEAD HURT, GO LIE DOWN! THEN HULK TURN INTO " PROFESSOR"! BUT HULK NOT MAROONED ON ISLAND! HULK BIG AND GREEN, BUT SMART! SMART HULK WEAR SPANDEX SPEEDOS! SPANDEX LOOK TACKY, PINCH HULK'S BOYS! ROB LIEFELD DRAW HULK IN SPANDEX SPEEDOS! WHY PUNY ROB LIEFELD NOT LEAVE HULK ALONE? HULK SMASH ROB LIEFELD! HULK CHASED BY MANY ENEMIES! HULK FIGHT ABOMINATION AND LEADER AND MODOK! BAH! THEY AM ALL PANSIES! HULK SMASH THEM ALL! HULK HUNTED BY ARMY MAN CALLED THUNDERBOLT ROSS! ROSS GOT DAUGHTER, BETTY ROSS! HULK LIKE BETTY ROSS! BETTY ROSS MAKE HULK'S PURPLE PANTS GET TIGHT! HULK GIGGLE AND FEEL SPECIAL!īANNER'S PUNY COUSIN GET IN ACCIDENT! BANNER MUST GIVE HER BLOOD TRANSFUSION TO SAVE LIFE! BUT BANNER'S BLOOD CHANGE HER INTO SHE-HULK! SHE-HULK NOT PUNY! SHE-HULK STACKED LIKE BIG GREEN BRICK SHITHOUSE! EVERYONE SEEM TO LIKE GREEN CHICKS WITH BIG HOOHAHS! HULK DUMB AS ROCK, WANT TO MAKE IT WITH COUSIN, BUT SHE-HULK NOT DUMB, DISTRACT HULK WITH BETTY, THEN GO OFF TO GET DRAWN BY JOHN BYRNE!ĭOC SAMSON AM PSYCHIOO - SYKIA - PSAIKAIAPOO - HE AM HEAD DOCTOR! HE SPLIT HULK INTO TWO PEOPLE - HULK AND BANNER! HULK HATE BANNER! BANNER PUNY! HULK LAUGH AT BANNER'S MANHOOD!īUT SPLIT NOT WORKING, SO BANNER AND HULK GO BACK TOGETHER IN ONE PERSON! NO FUN! BANNER GET MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES! BANNER TURN HULK INTO NEW GREY HULK! GREY HULK SMART AND SNEAKY, CALL SELF " JOE FIXIT", WORK FOR MOB! MARVEL GET SMART IN 1964, ADD HULK TO " TALES TO ASTONISH!" HULK HAVE TO SHARE BILL WITH PUNY GIANT MAN FOR TEN ISSUES, THEN SUBMARINER REPLACE GIANT MAN! NAMOR FUNNY! GOT WINGS ON ANKLES BUT SWIM IN WATER! HULK SMASH PUNY NAMOR! HULK FINALLY GET OWN BOOK AGAIN IN 1968! SUMMER OF LOVE? MORE LIKE SUMMER OF SMASH! IN STORY, PUNY BANNER CAUGHT IN GAMMA BOMB BLAST, TURN INTO HULK! HULK IS THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS! BUT HULK LOOK FUNNY IN FIRST STORIES! HULK GREY, ONLY CHANGE TO HULK AT SUNSET! HULK NOT GET ENOUGH SLEEP, HULK CRANKY! THEN LEE AND KIRBY MAKE HULK GREEN AND MAD! THE MADDER HULK GETS, THE STRONGER HULK GETS! BUT HULK'S COMIC BOOK CANCELLED AFTER JUST SIX ISSUES! HULK SMASH STUPID MARVEL! RAAAAGHH! HULK MAKE FIRST APPEARANCE IN "INCREDIBLE HULK #1" IN 1962! CREATED BY STAN LEE AND JACK KIRBY! LEE AND KIRBY SMART! BUT LEE AND KIRBY STILL PUNY! HULK BIG AND GREEN! LEE AND KIRBY BASE HULK'S APPEARANCE ON FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER! BAH! HULK SMASH FRANKENSTEIN! ![]() ![]() David Banner is believed to be dead, and he must let the world think that he is dead, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him. The creature is wanted for a murder he didn't commit. The creature is driven by rage and persued by an investigative reporter,ĭavid Banner: Mr. ![]() Then, an accidental overdose of gamma radiation alters his body chemistry.Īnd now, when David Banner grows angry or outraged, a startling metamorphosis occurs. The narrative introduction to The Incredible Hulk television series as performed by Ted Cassidy:ĭoctor David Banner, physician, scientist, searching for a way to tap into the hidden strengths that all humans have. Aired on CBS from 1977 to 1982, The Incredible Hulk (the television series) was well-known for its enthusiastic introduction (and, of course, its swollen green star). ![]()
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